practically pash

Cher: So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much. 

I love this movie. Quotes I use in everyday life or with certain friends include, but are not limited too:

“Duh I was just going to..”

“Honey you baked!…” “I tried”.

“You like Billie Holiday?” “I love him!”

“Sucky Italian Roast”

“Not a total Betty but a vast improvement”